These are just samples of what we have done.
Custom fun badges, buttons and magnets are available.
Can’t scare me I’m a (mom, dad, teacher…)
Best (mom, dad, grandma, grandpa…)
I believe in miracles
I know Karate and several other dangerous words.
Love my job
Think outside the
I’m not a packrat – I’m a collector
Duty – Honor – Golf
A cheap thrill is still a thrill
If the shoe fits … buy it in every color
Chocolate – a religious experience
It’s a Boy (Girl)
Show me the jewelry
Be positive or be quiet
I love chocolate
Chocolate lover
Dip me in chocolate and call me dessert
I don’t have to be good – I’m cute!
There is madness in my method
Easy to buy for … I want it all
Wine (Beer) is proof that God loves us
Winestein – wine genius
Jock – the older I get, the better I was
This is what aging gracefully looks like
Chocolate makes my clothes shrink
Smart and pretty
Grand children spoiled here
Old friends are best
Count your blessings
Trust me. I do this all the time.
Laughter is my beauty secret
Think happy thoughts
Salon Goddess
Life is good
It’s all good
Not perfect but so close, it scares me
Unconditional love
Life is all about how you handle Plan B
Retired – living the good life
Always kiss me good night
Plant kindness – harvest love
Success is the best revenge
Fifty and fabulous
Gotta love me
What’s not to love
I don’t work here – I’m a consultant
Live each day
Refuse to be ordinary
One day at a time
Trophy Wife (Husband)
Bless the USA
Proud to be an American
Bless the good guys
But it’s dry heat
I love Tucson (San Diego, London…)
Goddess formerly known as princess
It’s not easy being a princess (Prince)
I believe in angels
If you want me, I’ll be on my pedestal
So you think it’s hot here
Domestic Engineer
High Maintenance
High Performance
Ya’ think?
Somebody must have died from hard work.
Selective listener
Peaked in high school
Caution: Blonde thinking
Rebel without a clue
Caution: grandmother with pictures
My other body is in the shop
Senior moment
My mind is like a steel whatchacallit
Instant gratification takes too long
I’m lost, but I’m making good time
Needs supervision
Your husband called … he said to buy anything you want
When I snap, you’ll be the first to go
Don’t annoy the crazy person
Born to annoy
Not paid enough to be nice to you
Behind every successful woman is herself
Good morning – let the stress begin
Good morning is an oxymoron
That’s Mr. Old Fart to you
Born to golf – forced to work
Deadlines amuse me
It’s my day to watch you
Baldilocks
Just another sexy bald guy
Me boss, you not
I’m the queen (king) that’s why
Reality impaired
Vertically challenged
When all else, fails, manipulate the data
I do my own stunts
5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions
Contents may have settled during aging
Close enough for government work
You are special – but so is everyone else
Team Effort – a lot of people doing what I say
Smartest person in the room
Dangerously overeducated
Socks then shoes
Yes, Dear
Born to annoy
Kids: the gift that keeps on talking
No is a complete sentence
According to my wife, I am very happy
Born free – now I’m expensive
It sounded better in my head
Gravity always wins
Struggling hair farmer
Wake me when I win the lottery
I’m the coach – that’s why
In dog years, I’m dead
Dogs laugh with their tails
You can agree with me or you can be wrong
Don’t start with me. You will not win
Still young enough to know everything
And your point is….
333 – only half evil
I’d rather be in London (at the beach…)
You didn’t beat me, I let you win.
If I can’t win, I don’t want to play
Save the earth, it is the only one with chocolate (football, diamonds…)
Go Cats (Devils, Cougars…)
Love those Cats (Eagles, Rams…)
Sometimes I amaze myself
Chocolate makes my clothes shrink
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
I see the screw-up-fairy has come again
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
50 is the new 30.
Your husband called. Buy all you want
Act old later
Contents may have settled during aging
Holiday
Somebunny loves you
Hoppy Easter
Santa’s Helper
I believe in Santa
Santa, I’ve been good
Be naughty, save Santa a trip
I’m easy to buy for – I want it all
I don’t have to be good, I’m cute!
Three wise men…are you serious?
All I want for Christmas is January
Merry Christmas
Who needs Santa – I’ve got Grandma
Jesus is the reason for the season
Happy Everything
I believe in angels
Dear Santa – I can explain
Santa – I’ll be better next year
Santa …I want it all
Santa – define good
Happy Hanukkah
Magnets
Cherish today, dream tomorrow, live today
Friends are the family one finds along the way
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
We may not have it all together – but together we have it all
Live simply, laugh often, love deeply.
Live well. Love much. Laugh often.
In moments of joy, all of us wish we had a tail to wag
To teach is to touch a life forever
Many have eaten here – few have died
Sorry, my fault. I forgot you were an idiot
